Pilot Season 2018, Part 2

13 02 2018

If you haven’t read Part One be sure to do so, as you will need to reference it.

Jan 29, 12pm

I get a call from my agent. He has an audition for me for a great CABLE show. Let’s call this one MONKEY BARS. Character is dark and sad. I mishear what my agent says on the phone (I am hard of hearing), and THINK I hear that the audition is due at 3pm TODAY. As in THREE HOURS FROM NOW. This is not unusual in my previous experience, so I kind of flip out and jump into working. This means I have to schedule someone to pick up my two kids from school, so I can tape when I would have been traveling 1.5 hours round trip to get both of them, and so I can focus with what little time I have.


Frantic call to best friend and fellow actor Nick Thompson to see if he can drop everything and come tape me. He can. Thank GOD for him.



I start my process, knowing it will be a bit truncated. Focus first on accent! This is a REGIONAL accent I am unfamiliar with, and it crucial to the story. David Alan Stern and learnaccent.com/ to the rescue again. I also YOUTUBE some people from the region and listen to them for a bit.

I go to work on the script, they didn’t give me the whole script this time, so I am really using that Tim Phillips method of “SHERLOCK HOLMES-ING the text” to glean all the clues I can from this one. So many questions I need answered to even begin to act this one authentically, including the names of several other characters and things that they are doing/have happened to them – and NO REFERENCE MATERIAL for who they are or what happened.

I do my best to memorize, but it is six pages of THICK dialogue. Whew.


Nick shows up and we start taping. I am rusty on this one due to a lack of time, and it feels horrible. I warm up eventually, and we start getting great stuff.

2:15pm (you read that correctly)

I start loading the audition into my computer, and as I move the takes into the editing bar I realize… even though the camera was showing that it was taping, it was cutting off one minute and 30 seconds into EVERY SINGLE TAKE. The scene? It’s nearly FIVE MINUTES LONG. Something is up with my camera. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. I have 45 minutes to get this fucker in.

It was not Nick’s fault, let me be clear, the camera was running, but somehow it is not transferring into the memory card. FUCK ME. Now we have to retape.


I write a panicked email to my agent about the camera glitches and tell him I am retaping. We strap my iPhone to the tripod and dive in. We tape the second half of the scene, and I will have to be ok with cutting them together – there isn’t enough time to retape the whole thing, import to the computer, edit, and export and send. A five minute audition tape takes FOREVER to export and send.


I upload the iPhone footage into my computer – after cursing and figuring out the AirDrop thing – and as I do so, I notice an email from my agent. “Why are you rushing this? It isn’t due till TOMORROW at 3pm.” Oh man…………

I am partially relieved and partially super-annoyed at myself because I didn’t read the audition notice carefully, as I thought I had limited time. Never going to make THAT mistake again. Well… I have more time, so now I am going to USE IT. I ask Nick if he can come back tomorrow morning so we can try this again – with the iPhone – because I don’t trust my camera now (even though I reformatted the memory card, the internal memory – everything), luckily Nick CAN come back.


I take advantage of the kids being with family to work work work in my usual methods. See the previous post. I know when they get home it will be homework, dinner, baths and bed, so I need to use these extra two hours for all they are worth.


One kid is in bed, and the quieter one is awake – but he understands when I say I have to work – so I buckle down and work some more before heading to bed.

January 30, 9am

The kids are off to school, Nick comes over, and we tape. This time, it is so much better. I have had the time to put into it, and I don’t feel like a complete hack. Plus, in the extra time I figured out a really important detail about another character… something I was playing completely incorrectly. DAMN am I glad I misheard my agent.

I edit the tape and send it in. Again, into the ether…

Here is a glimpse into the audition tape for MONKEY BARS.

Pilot Season 2018, Part 1

12 02 2018

This post is more for the non-actors than the actors – but I feel like maybe there might be some interest in knowing our process – so here goes!

It’s Lundi Gras and Mardi Gras week in New Orleans, but pilot season in the acting world.  As a native of #nola and someone who has lived here most of my life (except college, grad school and a few years in NYC) there is something oddly eerie about the “time out of joint” feeling of being in the midst of my city’s most celebratory time of the year, AND in the midst of the big fight for my career all at once.

I have entirely new representation this year, agents and managers, and this means for the first time I have direct access to all the big auditions for this year’s possible series-to-be, and it is such a breath of fresh air.  And a lot of stress and work.  But I live for that stress and that work.  In fact, I find when I am NOT auditioning or working I am the most ill-at-ease.

So, here is a glimpse into the last several weeks in the life of this working actor.  In the first couple of entries I will detail my process more specifically, and give each part of the process a title.  In the subsequent entries I will just use the title to indicate.

(Sidebar:  Most of the audition and show processes don’t allow me to share the role or the show or even information on the network.  SO, if I say NETWORK television – it means your channels you get without cable.  If I say CABLE it means…. cable.  If I say STREAMING it means streaming.  Also, any resources I mention here I get no kickbacks for.  They are truly the resources I use.)

Jan 23rd, 5am

A new role comes across my desk – via my sources.  (Odd that you must have “sources” to know what is going on right?) NETWORK TV, we’ll call this show:  CONDO.  Character is a single mom, works as a nurse in a specific facility.  Age 38-42.  Nothing in the description says anything about her size, or about her being “breathtakingly beautiful”, so I think – ok – this is a possibility.  I send it on to my managers, who rock.

Jan 23rd, 1pm

I get the audition!  Due in four days, which is a crazy luxury.  (FOUR WHOLE DAYS???) .

ACCENT FIRST (if there is one):

I buckle down and work on the regional accent the character has first.  Thank you David Alan Stern, and https://learnaccent.com/ – he has every regional accent and foreign accent you can imagine, and teaches from the place of resonance FIRST, vowel and consonant changes SECOND.  I had the good fortune to study with him in grad school.  Go to that site and you can get all of his materials.

Jan 24-25


I also get the entire script for CONDO, a luxury I never had with my previous representation.  So, I get ready to read read read.  I try to read initially without favoring the character I am auditioning for.  Just to understand the story and the tone of the show.  Then I dig into the character’s story specifically.  While I do this I take notes, and just let my imagination go wild with what everything LOOKS like in the show:  my house, the condo, my daughter, the place I work, etc.  If someone says to you, “Where do you work?”  You know EXACTLY what your workplace looks like.  It lends validity to your story because it is TRUTHFUL based on what you PICTURE when they ask you.  You want the same thing in the fictional life of your character – to know what everything looks like.


As I work, I take everything into consideration – the network station (every station has their own brand… if you carefully look into the shows each channel produces you will see trends), the producer – especially if it is a producer/writer (it is in this one).  They typically have a very distinct STYLE that can give you lots of clues into how to approach the work.  I think about the character’s name, which I can’t tell you, but writers pick names for really specific reasons.  The name Mary, for instance, can have a lot of connotations.  The Virgin Mary – hence she is motherly, virginal, etc.  OR the writer could have picked “Mary” as an ironic name – maybe Mary is a prostitute.  Get it?  My favorite resource for preparations for film/tv auditions is AUDITION FOR YOUR CAREER NOT THE JOB, the work of the master Tim Phillips.  Here is his website – www.timphillipsstudio.com . You can go there and download his book, DVDs, all kinds of great resources.  I am thankful to James DuMont, who was my husband in BAREFOOT for introducing me to Tim’s process.  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0003069/?ref_=nv_sr_1


Then, the memorization starts. I don’t memorize with any specific inflection in my voice, as I don’t want to lock in any choices.  My choices aren’t really ready yet, but I want to know the words as if they are in my SUBCONSCIOUS, because this will allow me to play moment-to-moment when I start taping the audition, and take everything off of my partner.


I bought my own set of lights and camera several years ago, and it is a lifesaver.  I have several great actor friends I can call to come over and read with me, and not having to find a studio or taper, and pay someone every time I need to tape is just… financially crucial.

I don’t allow myself to tape too many takes, as I want to be sure I remain in the true state of what LIVE AUDITIONING is like.  You MIGHT get two takes in a live audition, but more often than not it is ONE take.  So, I don’t want to get into the habit in my taping from home of allowing myself to do things over and over.  I prepared for my taping the same way I would for a live audition (if time allows!), and force myself to be on point.


I edit the video very simply, no title cards, no crazy fade ins or fade outs, none of that.  Fade to black at the end quickly.  I send the tape in.

Here is where the process is strange and can be very nerve-wracking if you cannot let go of your auditions.  I say this because I am not always great at letting go.  I obsess over some characters, and hope hope hope I will hear something.  Other characters don’t haunt me as much and are easy to let go of, but for your mental health you really need to have the “Next!” attitude about your auditions.

You send this audition in, and it is as if it disappears into the ether.  You don’t know what they think of it, you don’t hear back unless you get a callback, so all that work just kind of… disappears.  Now, if you consider every audition a chance to show your chops, it is quite different.  It disappears, but you know even if you don’t get THIS role, you will be remembered as a prepared and compelling actor… and who knows what that could lead to in the future.

I can’t show you the entire audition for CONDO, but here is a little glimpse of what I looked like for the character.  Stay tuned for Part 2 of this PILOT SEASON blog.